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MY CHAP EXPLAINS WHAT MAKEUP IS.

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Quite a naively sweet post to share with you today. Credit goes to Kirsty for this, I saw her post and thought it could be an interesting venture to quiz my chap.

Even though I tend to hoard makeup, I don't actually wear a lot of it, so it's interesting to see where his knowledge (if any..) has come from, here's what went down:

Primer
Something you put on before your makeup?

Foundation
Erm, something to hide things wrong with your face.

Concealer
Something to conceal blemishes.

Powder
Makeup in the form of granules. *lol!*

Blusher
It makes peoples' faces look red.

Highlighter
It's a pen. I don't know.. Highlighter? Highlights parts of your face..? I don't know. He's like a lost rabbit isn't he?

Contour
Something to make lines.. looks like you have lines on your face?

Bronzer
Makes you look orange, like a TOWIE person. Not even a coherent sentence darling..

Mascara
Something that makes eyelashes look like they're.. caked in dirt *I look in bewilderment* It looks very nice on you though.

Brow Gel
Brow gel? Gel you rub on your eyebrow?

Setting Spray
I'm just going to take all these literally, because I don't know what they are. Clever boy. It sets all the makeup you've already put on your face.

Eyeliner
Something that looks painful, you put a pencil right next to your eye.

Corrector
Like Tippex?

Strobing
Making your face look like a disco. A discoball? No, a disco.


Hilarious don't you think? Now it's your turn to ask your other halves, and I challenge you not to laugh!


P.S Have you seen my favourite Rose Toned lippies?

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